The Redditor posted a photo of a goat that had followed him on a run, writing: "While on a run, this goat started following me... And kept up for 2 miles (before being picked up by its owners)."
Soon, commenters were fixated on his distinctive brows — which naturally led to some Photoshop magic.
Some imagined that the goat only liked him for his distinctive eyebrows.
Others asserted that the eyebrows would be more successful as a mustache.
Some couldn't help but imagine him as a French farmer.
And he somehow became a shepherd for Leonardo DiCaprio.
So long story short: if you don't want your appearance to get picked
apart (or complimented) by random strangers, don't post a photo of
yourself to Reddit. Although there is the possibility that you will
become an Internet celebrity.
